Only in America . . .

[Dave]

Her command of English (even allowing for "textpeek") is, how to describe it  . . .

Does, "Utter crap" fit, or should it be a little more definite?

But, she is in good company with the French it seems, at least one in five cannot fill in a cheque, or even a check, or read a recipe acvording to a recent report. And, yeah, British kids have their problems as well . . .

So I take it you're interested Dave?

I mean you're the right "Race" and "Stuff", but I don't know how she'd feel about dating one of you "Englishmen"?...plus since she'd have to learn to speak english, there would be the whole language barrier thing to contend with, unless you want to learn to speak "M'erican"?

Huh!? How do you deduce that I fancy this woman!?

Though, with a gag on . . .






Nah!

[Biggus Dickus]

 

Her command of English (even allowing for "textpeek") is, how to describe it  . . .

Does, "Utter crap" fit, or should it be a little more definite?

But, she is in good company with the French it seems, at least one in five cannot fill in a cheque, or even a check, or read a recipe acvording to a recent report. And, yeah, British kids have their problems as well . . .

So I take it you're interested Dave?

I mean you're the right "Race" and "Stuff", but I don't know how she'd feel about dating one of you "Englishmen"?...plus since she'd have to learn to speak english, there would be the whole language barrier thing to contend with, unless you want to learn to speak "M'erican"?

Huh!? How do you deduce that I fancy this woman!?

Though, with a gag on . . .






Nah!

I could just tell you fancied her Dave, aka Gloucester...you've got that little wild side about you


She reminds me of Trump in a way...totally despicable person, with nary a redeeming quality about her yet I'm sure there are many out there who do fancy her.
Like Trump, I don't understand how folk can support him.

[Dave]

Her command of English (even allowing for "textpeek") is, how to describe it  . . .

Does, "Utter crap" fit, or should it be a little more definite?

But, she is in good company with the French it seems, at least one in five cannot fill in a cheque, or even a check, or read a recipe acvording to a recent report. And, yeah, British kids have their problems as well . . .

So I take it you're interested Dave?

I mean you're the right "Race" and "Stuff", but I don't know how she'd feel about dating one of you "Englishmen"?...plus since she'd have to learn to speak english, there would be the whole language barrier thing to contend with, unless you want to learn to speak "M'erican"?

Huh!? How do you deduce that I fancy this woman!?

Though, with a gag on . . .






Nah!

I could just tell you fancied her Dave, aka Gloucester...you've got that little wild side about you


She reminds me of Trump in a way...totally despicable person, with nary a redeeming quality about her yet I'm sure there are many out there who do fancy her.
Like Trump, I don't understand how folk can support him.

'Cos them peoples is stoopid?