Thoughts on Hell?

[SisterAgatha]

Ill have you know that is Italian as opposed to Church Latin.

If you want to be a burnt husked out corpse, eternally shrieking and clawing at the corpses without a drop of water be my guest.


When you meet your eternal fate.. you will shriek "WHY OH WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO SISTER AGATHA?"

[Biggus Dickus]

Ill have you know that is Italian as opposed to Church Latin.

If you want to be a burnt husked out corpse, eternally shrieking and clawing at the corpses without a drop of water be my guest.


When you meet your eternal fate.. you will shriek "WHY OH WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO SISTER AGATHA?"

Church Latin? I think you mean "Ecclesiastical Latin",...good grief but must have been a very poor student at the convent...anyway.

Next I prayed to Allah, whose ears are deaf; then did I beseech his fallen twin, the Devil Hornprick, who sits upon his thorn of fire, gloating upon his constellations and counting his bloody seeds. In Baclava it is said Hornprick once caught a glimpse of the First Woman, as she sat singing to her snake in her chamber of sacred mud. Dazzled by her sight, the light of love and lust, he fell. He is still falling. For all eternity her breasts orbit his dreams."

― Rikki Ducornet, Contemporary Surrealist Prose

If there is a hell let it be me tortured for all eternity with the image of Selma Hyek's breast orbiting in my dreams

[xSilverPhinx]

Assuming Hell is real.... and I think it is..everyone there is in BIG TROUBLE.

They are there of their own free will because they do not love God.  Unless you atheists turn around and start loving God again you will be in big trouble.

Did you know that when Jesus comes again there will be a universal resurrection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Judgment#Judaism

That means that all the souls who have ever lived will get their bodies back. The souls in heaven will have bodies that are attractive and sparkly looking.

The souls in Hell will have putrid rotten corpses.

If being a soul in Hell is terrible, imagine having a body and soul in Hell? horrid

The damned are in such pain and despair that they vent their sadness/frustrations on each other. And sorry people, there are no friends in Hell, because friendship is based on love, God is love, and God is not in Hell.

Everyone you kind of liked in life you will hate once you are damned with them.

Just imagine a cheating scoundrel husband and his mistress who are damned together because of their sin. Do you think they will still be looking lustfully into each others eyes after the final judgement.

No. They will be tearing each others eyes OUT!!

Come on, you can do better than that! You haven't given me a single goosebump!

[Sandra Craft]

Assuming Hell is real.... and I think it is..everyone there is in BIG TROUBLE.

They are there of their own free will because they do not love God.  Unless you atheists turn around and start loving God again you will be in big trouble.

Did you know that when Jesus comes again there will be a universal resurrection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Judgment#Judaism

That means that all the souls who have ever lived will get their bodies back. The souls in heaven will have bodies that are attractive and sparkly looking.

The souls in Hell will have putrid rotten corpses.

If being a soul in Hell is terrible, imagine having a body and soul in Hell? horrid

The damned are in such pain and despair that they vent their sadness/frustrations on each other. And sorry people, there are no friends in Hell, because friendship is based on love, God is love, and God is not in Hell.

Everyone you kind of liked in life you will hate once you are damned with them.

Just imagine a cheating scoundrel husband and his mistress who are damned together because of their sin. Do you think they will still be looking lustfully into each others eyes after the final judgement.

No. They will be tearing each others eyes OUT!!

Come on, you can do better than that! You haven't given me a single goosebump!

Typical myth-y silliness, nonsensical and unoriginal.  My question is "how do they know this?".   At best, it's fantasy guesswork they've come up with on their own or, much more likely, the fantasy guesswork of someone else they've just decided to accept.  Well, my guesses are just as good an anyone else's, I could make up stories too if I wanted and my stories wouldn't indicate a need for immediate psychiatric help.

[No one]

Maybe hell is being stuck on a broken elevator with a young earth creationist, and a flat earther, and a christian apologist.

[Sandra Craft]

Maybe hell is being stuck on a broken elevator with a young earth creationist, and a flat earther, and a christian apologist.

Now that is horrifying. 

[Velma]

Maybe hell is being stuck on a broken elevator with a young earth creationist, and a flat earther, and a christian apologist.

Now that is horrifying.

It would certainly give me nightmares!

[Tank]

Ill have you know that is Italian as opposed to Church Latin.

If you want to be a burnt husked out corpse, eternally shrieking and clawing at the corpses without a drop of water be my guest.


When you meet your eternal fate.. you will shriek "WHY OH WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO SISTER AGATHA?"

First official warning

This is preaching. It is against rules of the forum. Continue preaching and you will be suspended and then banned.

Tank

[Magdalena]

Assuming Hell is real.... and I think it is..everyone there is in BIG TROUBLE.

They are there of their own free will because they do not love God.  Unless you atheists turn around and start loving God again you will be in big trouble.

Did you know that when Jesus comes again there will be a universal resurrection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Judgment#Judaism

That means that all the souls who have ever lived will get their bodies back. The souls in heaven will have bodies that are attractive and sparkly looking.

The souls in Hell will have putrid rotten corpses.

If being a soul in Hell is terrible, imagine having a body and soul in Hell? horrid

The damned are in such pain and despair that they vent their sadness/frustrations on each other. And sorry people, there are no friends in Hell, because friendship is based on love, God is love, and God is not in Hell.

Everyone you kind of liked in life you will hate once you are damned with them.

Just imagine a cheating scoundrel husband and his mistress who are damned together because of their sin. Do you think they will still be looking lustfully into each others eyes after the final judgement.

No. They will be tearing each others eyes OUT!!

Wow! OK!


Just one thing...
Is this Sister Bellarmine speaking? Sister Agatha? Or Jesus?
Are you three the holy trinity?

[Magdalena]

If you want to be a burnt husked out corpse, eternally shrieking and clawing at the corpses without a drop of water be my guest.


When you meet your eternal fate.. you will shriek "WHY OH WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO SISTER AGATHA?"

Wow! Again.
Sister Bellarmine, your true colors are slowly becoming visible, aren't they?

[Dragonia]

I feel like I get a little taste of hell every time I read one of Sister Agatha's posts. 

[xSilverPhinx]

I feel like I get a little taste of hell every time I read one of Sister Agatha's posts. 

Hell can really be other people.

[Dave]

I feel like I get a little taste of hell every time I read one of Sister Agatha's posts. 

Hell can really be other people.

Like Sister Agatha?

[xSilverPhinx]

Assuming Hell is real.... and I think it is..everyone there is in BIG TROUBLE.

They are there of their own free will because they do not love God.  Unless you atheists turn around and start loving God again you will be in big trouble.

Did you know that when Jesus comes again there will be a universal resurrection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Judgment#Judaism

That means that all the souls who have ever lived will get their bodies back. The souls in heaven will have bodies that are attractive and sparkly looking.

The souls in Hell will have putrid rotten corpses.

If being a soul in Hell is terrible, imagine having a body and soul in Hell? horrid

The damned are in such pain and despair that they vent their sadness/frustrations on each other. And sorry people, there are no friends in Hell, because friendship is based on love, God is love, and God is not in Hell.

Everyone you kind of liked in life you will hate once you are damned with them.

Just imagine a cheating scoundrel husband and his mistress who are damned together because of their sin. Do you think they will still be looking lustfully into each others eyes after the final judgement.

No. They will be tearing each others eyes OUT!!

Come on, you can do better than that! You haven't given me a single goosebump!

Typical myth-y silliness, nonsensical and unoriginal.  My question is "how do they know this?".   At best, it's fantasy guesswork they've come up with on their own or, much more likely, the fantasy guesswork of someone else they've just decided to accept.  Well, my guesses are just as good an anyone else's, I could make up stories too if I wanted and my stories wouldn't indicate a need for immediate psychiatric help.

Yes.

I think a part of SisterAgatha really wants us snarky atheists to go to this hellish place she believes exists. That'll teach us, won't it?

[xSilverPhinx]

I feel like I get a little taste of hell every time I read one of Sister Agatha's posts. 

Hell can really be other people.

Like Sister Agatha?

Like all she represents.