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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM
Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!

That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Essie Mae

Quite impressive; definitely in my 'so bad it's good' class
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dave on October 23, 2017, 06:07:30 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM
Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!

That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...

:grin:

Sometimes you look into the abyss and a bad joke looks right back at you.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Icarus

Another bad joke as follows........

My girlfriend thinks that I am a midget piano player

Why does she say that?

I dunno, she keeps saying something about a tiny pianis.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Ecurb Noselrub

Need to build an ark?  I Noah guy who can do it.

joeactor


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Icarus

Are you an astronomy buff Silver?    I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all.  You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator. 


Dave

 
QuoteMessier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

joeactor

Quote from: Dave on November 08, 2017, 06:09:18 AM

QuoteMessier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!

beat me to it...

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Icarus on November 07, 2017, 11:15:52 PM
Are you an astronomy buff Silver?    I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all.  You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator.

Hell yes! I wanted to be an astrophysicist when I was a kid, but that didn't work out unfortunately...can't get those numbers and formulas into my head to save my life.  ;D

Orion is an easily seen constellation here, and the three bright stars are called the 'Three Marys'.

There's a cool free software called Stellarium if you're interested, where you can see the location and time of appearance of constellations and planets from any point on Earth. 
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dave on November 08, 2017, 06:09:18 AM

QuoteMessier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!

:lol:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey