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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #165 on: December 27, 2017, 11:41:34 AM »
...with Johannesburg classified as a forest.

Interesting. I only passed though downtown Joburg and would describe it more like an urban jungle. :grin:
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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #166 on: December 27, 2017, 12:16:10 PM »
You said that the two were in a maternity ward.  In that case, Joint accommodation may have some undesired connotations for dirty old men.  :-[  Hint: "Joint" is one of the many slang expressions that refers to the penis)

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I did not know that...

Did you want to ?

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Might have to start a "Euphemism for penis" thread just for your education.

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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #167 on: December 27, 2017, 12:28:05 PM »
You said that the two were in a maternity ward.  In that case, Joint accommodation may have some undesired connotations for dirty old men.  :-[  Hint: "Joint" is one of the many slang expressions that refers to the penis)

 :o

I did not know that...

Did you want to ?

:D

Might have to start a "Euphemism for penis" thread just for your education.

 :devil:

I want to know everything! :lol:

Go on, I dare ya. :devil:
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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #168 on: December 27, 2017, 12:35:47 PM »
You said that the two were in a maternity ward.  In that case, Joint accommodation may have some undesired connotations for dirty old men.  :-[  Hint: "Joint" is one of the many slang expressions that refers to the penis)

 :o

I did not know that...

Did you want to ?

:D

Might have to start a "Euphemism for penis" thread just for your education.

 :devil:

I want to know everything! :lol:

Go on, I dare ya. :devil:

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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #169 on: December 27, 2017, 01:01:47 PM »
You said that the two were in a maternity ward.  In that case, Joint accommodation may have some undesired connotations for dirty old men.  :-[  Hint: "Joint" is one of the many slang expressions that refers to the penis)

 :o

I did not know that...

Did you want to ?

:D

Might have to start a "Euphemism for penis" thread just for your education.

 :devil:

I want to know everything! :lol:

Go on, I dare ya. :devil:

OK!

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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #170 on: December 27, 2017, 01:33:26 PM »
...with Johannesburg classified as a forest.

Interesting. I only passed though downtown Joburg and would describe it more like an urban jungle. :grin:

You saw the worst part of the city. The old central business district of Johannesburg with the tall buildings is only a small part of of the city, which is more than 1700 square kilometers in size. Much of the rest of the city and the suburbs are estimated to contain about 10 million trees. This is a typical scene in the Northern suburbs, where I live.


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Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #171 on: December 27, 2017, 03:02:23 PM »


We've got those.
There's a town a bit north, they have an annual jacaranda festival.
A guy from there wrote a song inspired, at least initially by them.
Jacaranda is hard to roll into song so he changed it to flame trees.

We had one in the backyard, it was my favourite climbing tree.
One day I pissed off an older brother, ran, jumped into my jacaranda
Jump works well with jac, maybe he never thought of that.


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Re: Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #172 on: December 27, 2017, 08:47:39 PM »
What do you call a housewife who isn't a wife?  :scratch:

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Re: Re: I Need Help From All You Native Speakers Once Again
« Reply #173 on: December 27, 2017, 09:00:04 PM »
What do you call a housewife who isn't a wife?  :scratch:
A widow.
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