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If you spot something worthy of saving post it here.
I found a doozy. I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
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^^^
:worried:
My little boy learned about the water cycle in kindergarten.
I've been getting ads for fucking Christian counseling all day.
Then GOOP.
Now the goddamn Free Masons.
that's hilarious. Once the water is used up... its gone forever ;D
There is always the pissing replacement concept ;D
Icarus beat me to it, one can only assume that theists never piss, crap, flush the loo, wash themselves, their clothes, their cars or water their lawns or gardens! Etc.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM
I found a doozy. I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
(https://i.imgur.com/tBwN0gH.jpg)
So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle. :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.
Quote from: Dragonia on December 09, 2017, 01:59:00 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM
I found a doozy. I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
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So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle. :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.
But you are smart, Dragonia, after all, you are here and not at some bible class, or something.
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get. :grin:
Quote from: Dragonia on December 09, 2017, 03:38:35 PM
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get. :grin:
Up to a point. Then things start to deteriorate! :sad sigh:
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM
I found a doozy. I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
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:rofl:
I just read where it came from, The Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/), which is a notorious 'Poe' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) site. :rofl:
I don't know whether this thread is for non-facing slapping stuff from FB, but I did find this on FB and it deals in it's own way with religious absurdity. I went on to YouTube to get the slightly longer version, and here it is:
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Yeah, ideal poster-boy for the GOP!
To all my not likely to be Jewish friends, tomorrow is the beginning of Hanukah. Mozeltof ....Or however that greeting is spelled.
The Chileans are on their way to reality,,,,little by bit.....https://www.economist.com/news/americas/21734464-can-papal-visit-bring-them-back-fold-chileans-will-be-tough-crowd-pope-francis?cid1=cust/ddnew/email/n/n/20180112n/owned/n/n/ddnew/n/n/n/nNA/Daily_Dispatch/email&etear=dailydispatch
Quote from: Icarus on January 14, 2018, 12:54:37 AM
The Chileans are on their way to reality,,,,little by bit.....https://www.economist.com/news/americas/21734464-can-papal-visit-bring-them-back-fold-chileans-will-be-tough-crowd-pope-francis?cid1=cust/ddnew/email/n/n/20180112n/owned/n/n/ddnew/n/n/n/nNA/Daily_Dispatch/email&etear=dailydispatch
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.
Quote from: Dave on January 14, 2018, 07:47:49 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.
Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2018, 10:05:35 AM
Quote from: Dave on January 14, 2018, 07:47:49 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.
Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
I like caressing £s . . .
Quote from: Dave on January 14, 2018, 11:15:26 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2018, 10:05:35 AM
Quote from: Dave on January 14, 2018, 07:47:49 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.
Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
I like caressing £s . . .
:lol:
Dammit did those crafty Brits fix the posts so that only subscribers could read them? I used to subscribe to the magazine, several years ago. In this instance they recently hustled me to spend 12 dollars for 12 weeks of online news at the Economist. I know that the sneaky bastards will try to extend the tickler subscription when it expires....most likely for a lot more than 12 dollars. I must be vigilant.
Sorry if I referred you to something that was somehow unavailable without paying. I am a bit naive about stuff like that, it would seem.
In any case it seems that the Chileans are losing their faith. Catholics are regularly reverting to the protestant way and an alarming (to the clergy) number of them are becoming nones and/or outright atheists. Chile is a relatively prosperous and stable nation. It is interesting to note that prosperity and education tends to upset religionists apple cart.
Quote from: Icarus on January 14, 2018, 11:08:54 PM
Dammit did those crafty Brits fix the posts so that only subscribers could read them? I used to subscribe to the magazine, several years ago. In this instance they recently hustled me to spend 12 dollars for 12 weeks of online news at the Economist. I know that the sneaky bastards will try to extend the tickler subscription when it expires....most likely for a lot more than 12 dollars. I must be vigilant.
Sorry if I referred you to something that was somehow unavailable without paying. I am a bit naive about stuff like that, it would seem.
In any case it seems that the Chileans are losing their faith. Catholics are regularly reverting to the protestant way and an alarming (to the clergy) number of them are becoming nones and/or outright atheists. Chile is a relatively prosperous and stable nation. It is interesting to note that prosperity and education tends to upset religionists apple cart.
I guessed that was the subject of the item. Be interesting to know the indigene/immigrant ratio there compared to other S American countries. Perhaps some of their old beliefs will make a comeback!
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Apparently I am the Antichrist!
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That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 20, 2018, 10:55:23 AM
That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Your already an administrator here. What more do you want? :D
Quote from: Sandra Craft on December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM
I found a doozy. I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
(https://i.imgur.com/tBwN0gH.jpg)
Apparently people haven't been peeing either for a long time.
CRANKED SCIENCE as usual.
Quote from: Dave on December 09, 2017, 07:50:17 AM
Icarus beat me to it, one can only assume that theists never piss, crap, flush the loo, wash themselves, their clothes, their cars or water their lawns or gardens! Etc.
Yup, me too. I didn't read the posts in advance.
Quote from: Tank on March 20, 2018, 01:14:16 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 20, 2018, 10:55:23 AM
That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Your already an administrator here. What more do you want? :D
Peace. :levitate:
But I guess you're right. I don't want to be an Antichrist anymore. And I'd bet antichrist meetings would be rather dull, I mean, what would they talk about? The end of the world is near...again? ::)
Have fun Antichristing on Facebook! :lol:
Quote from: Tank on March 20, 2018, 06:20:29 AM
Apparently I am the Antichrist!
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Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!
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Scrapped 'cos on further checking I was possibly incorrect.
Quote from: Tank on August 14, 2018, 09:16:19 AM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!
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If he does that for everyone who's derogatory about The Prophet on FB, he won't have time for anything else. Which is probably just as well.
Just so long as he does not petition for a fatwa!
Quote from: Tank on August 14, 2018, 09:16:19 AM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!
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You know, this is the sort of thing that really bugs me about religious types. The idea that one cannot criticise anything about their favourite collection of ancient folk tales. I'm sorry, but if someone in your holy book is a misogynistic paedophile, I'm going to call him a misogynistic paedophile.
Quote from: Dave on August 14, 2018, 10:02:06 PM
Just so long as he does not petition for a fatwa!
Why? I would wear a fatwa with pride.
Quote from: Tank on August 14, 2018, 09:16:19 AM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!
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:lol:
Go Tank! :cheerleader:
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Claims for traditional African beliefs.
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"...you are an idiot. Now this is not an insult."
:rofl:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2019, 12:17:27 PM
"...you are an idiot. Now this is not an insult."
:rofl:
Too far? ;D