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Started by ThinkAnarchy, May 29, 2011, 05:03:43 AM

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ThinkAnarchy

http://www.6000years.org/

There is really nothing to say other than to visit it when you want an easy read for laughs.

Hopefully this site has never been posted before. I can't remember how I discovered it, but have had it bookmarked for a while and read it every so often.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

McQ

Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

ThinkAnarchy

Quote from: McQ on May 29, 2011, 05:21:46 AM
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

McQ

Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 29, 2011, 05:26:37 AM
Quote from: McQ on May 29, 2011, 05:21:46 AM
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.

Yep, I clicked on the thing that said, "Click Here to Enter". Also clicked on the photo of the parting of the Red Sea. Both took me in to different parts of the site. Read all about Noah's Ark and hot a great laugh from that one!
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

xSilverPhinx

For laughs or to cry?

(I like your second sig, btw  8) )
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


ThinkAnarchy

Quote from: McQ on May 29, 2011, 05:32:09 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 29, 2011, 05:26:37 AM
Quote from: McQ on May 29, 2011, 05:21:46 AM
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.

Yep, I clicked on the thing that said, "Click Here to Enter". Also clicked on the photo of the parting of the Red Sea. Both took me in to different parts of the site. Read all about Noah's Ark and hot a great laugh from that one!

Just wanted to make sure since there is funny on the homepage alone.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

ThinkAnarchy

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2011, 05:42:03 AM
For laughs or to cry?

(I like your second sig, btw  8) )

Haha, I suppose that would depend on the individual reading it. Thank you for the compliment, it's one of my favorite quotes, though I'm not sure where it originated from. There is a bit of controversy about that.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

Shy

QuoteMore and more "fresh" fossils are being found - with blood still inside.

Maybe a T-Rex is waiting in the woods behind my house to gobble me up!

Willow

Do you think the people who put this together really think this is evidence, or are they just trying to present information they know is false to convince others.

Guardian85

There is only one thing to do now... (facepalm).


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

fyv0h

This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
Jesus freaks out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.
Turning back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.  ~Elton John

لا إله

WWSDJD - What Would Sammy Davis Jr Do?

Too Few Lions

#11
Quote from: fyv0h on September 13, 2011, 09:00:45 PM
This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
:D I think the Flood happened sometime around 1973 (dated via Playboy!)

fyv0h

Quote from: Too Few Lions on September 16, 2011, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: fyv0h on September 13, 2011, 09:00:45 PM
This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
:D I think the Flood happened sometime around 1973 (dated via Playboy!)

:D  You got that right. :D
Jesus freaks out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.
Turning back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.  ~Elton John

لا إله

WWSDJD - What Would Sammy Davis Jr Do?

Too Few Lions

#13
I think we might be on to something here. We saw in another thread that Adam and Eve were created without body hair and kept themselves nicely waxed in the Garden of Eden. Maybe Yahweh hates body hair as much as he hates idolators and heathens, and this is why he sent the Flood, to wash away all those giant hairy beavers that had come to populate the earth!
Maybe the text of Genesis should really read something like;

'The Lord saw that humanity had become thoroughly hairy on the earth and that they never waxed or shaved their body hair. The Lord regretted making human beings on the earth, and he was heartbroken. So the Lord said, "I will wipe off of the land the human race that I've created: from human beings to giant hairy beavers to 1970s porn stars to furry snakes, because I regret I ever made them." But as for Noah, the Lord approved of him, he was the best shaven man of his generation.'

fyv0h

Let us pray to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Gillette...
Jesus freaks out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.
Turning back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.  ~Elton John

لا إله

WWSDJD - What Would Sammy Davis Jr Do?