This is harder than being a Christian!

[DeterminedJuliet]

I think Asmo is right.

He is that a lot more often than not, and in this case, his www-parasite alarm is blaring at the top of its horns.

Now now, let's see what happens when he makes a real post 

Oh, OK! The Asmo will stay away from the newbie.

No roasting just yet 

[The Magic Pudding]

Antioch's in Turkey.  They're mostly Moslems there.

Ye but the Christians used to run the place, he may be older than he says.

[not your typical...]

Welcome to the forum, sit tight, don't let the Asmos bite 

Hmmm... It seems I've never experienced this phenomenon. Asmo has only taught me his ways, which I suppose is better than being bitten... And welcome m2a. Nice to see a fellow Christian, although I must admit your reason for becoming a Christian startled me a bit. You read the Bible, then became a Christian? Was this out of the fear of hell or the appreciation of what God has done for humankind? And did you read the whole thing? So many questions I have for you....

[Asmodean]

Well, in this case, Asmo did bite the newbie just a little. 

[not your typical...]

Well, in this case, Asmo did bite the newbie just a little. 

So I has been bitten and never really noticed? Interesting...

[Asmodean]

Not you, the... The... MayItry2answer or however (s)he spelled that. 

[not your typical...]

Not you, the... The... MayItry2answer or however (s)he spelled that. 

Awww. Oh well, I still am one of the few who have escaped the bite.

[DeterminedJuliet]

Not you, the... The... MayItry2answer or however (s)he spelled that. 

Awww. Oh well, I still am one of the few who have escaped the bite.

I don't think he ever bit me either, come to think of it. But I can't recall.

[not your typical...]

I don't think he ever bit me either, come to think of it. But I can't recall.

I think you'd remember if the Asmo bit you. You'd probably have thought, "What is such a strange gray lump doing biting my ankle?"

[Asmodean]

I did not. The Asmo usually only bites the less likeable people - and even they usually need to deserve it first.  

[not your typical...]

I did not. The Asmo usually only bites the less likable people - and even they usually need to deserve it first.  

So I am likable? This is news to me...

[Asmodean]

I did not. The Asmo usually only bites the less likable people - and even they usually need to deserve it first.  

So I am likable? This is news to me...

I think I actually did refer to you as "cool" in your intro thread. That opinion is unchanged. 

[not your typical...]

I did not. The Asmo usually only bites the less likable people - and even they usually need to deserve it first.  

So I am likable? This is news to me...

I think I actually did refer to you as "cool" in your intro thread. That opinion is unchanged. 

Yay. That pushes my coolness up by 50 points. So now I have.... 50 points.

[Asmodean]

Yay. That pushes my coolness up by 50 points. So now I have.... 50 points.

The Asmo does not deal out the "cool" -stickers lightly, so... 73.69 points, I'd say. 

[not your typical...]

Yay. That pushes my coolness up by 50 points. So now I have.... 50 points.

The Asmo does not deal out the "cool" -stickers lightly, so... 73.69 points, I'd say. 

Even better! Thank you Oh Great Lumpy One.