I can't find the other thread.
Anyway:
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Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on March 26, 2016, 03:32:14 PM
Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?
Nope, look for a crack.
*silence*
In the facade, dammit!
I would say something, but we really shouldn't crack jokes...
"We are supposed to wait here until the fat-bottomed girl shows up."
I got nothing.
Members of the Siege of Exeter Re-enactment Society wait in line for blue body paint and mead rations.
;D Does the word crack refer to a certain chemical derived from cocaine?
My caption would be; "Just say no to crack".
"When the very people you least want to see naked all show up at once."
Oddly, all the bike seats started out as green...
It was this moment when they all realized they weren't having a nightmare.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfpeAEeWQAAM3s-.jpg)
Dude... I'm really not interested in your vacations pics.
Doctor: Are you sure it was a cobra that bit you?
Man: Oh absolutely Doc, here I took a selfie just before it bit me.
Cobra: "Ah, I get it now .... he's BEHIND me!"
Cobra: if it wasn't for that serpent I could take my own selfies.
A modern snake-charmer inadvertently discovered that playing youtube video of Justin Bieber's "Sorry" will cause a cobra to channel all its aggressive feelings towards the phone and not the handler.
After this was discovered and divulged in India, the number of pet cobras increased by 89,4% while the amount of reported cobra-related deaths decreased by 21,1%.
Justin Bieber, seeing that his "Sorry" youtube video had more than 200 million views, wrongly assumed that this was because the song was any good.
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The prequel to A Farewell To Arms.
"Big Bang" the Movie!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 29, 2016, 12:48:15 AM
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Geek, Matt Turnbull (26), introduces his friends.
I'm not seeing any pictures except for Silver Phinx's
An introvert and his six best friends.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiB2ePQWsAAUisX.jpg)
We missed the train again?
« WE REGRET TO ANOUNCE THAT THE 17:52 TO TATOOINE HAS BEEN CANCELLED. PLEASE TAKE THE NEXT ALDERAN SERVICE VIA HOTH AND CHANGE AT CORUSCANT »
Don't worry... it's not a real battle. Just a training mission.
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 09, 2016, 05:52:33 PM
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"Stormtroopers, if you look straight ahead, earthlings call these,
camouflaged snipers."
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 09, 2016, 05:52:33 PM
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Cheap Ebay costumes cause havoc at fancy dress party.
Quote from: Hardvark on May 12, 2016, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 09, 2016, 05:52:33 PM
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Cheap Ebay costumes cause havoc at fancy dress party.
Very good!
Do you think we look pudgy in white?
Hnnn herrrrr hnnnn herrr hnnn YES hnn
Hey look the train's coming.
Don't think it's stopping.
Hnnn herr hnnn YOU WILL ALL TAKE THREE STEPS FORWARD hnnnn
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"With my new Kitty Drone I will rule the world!!"
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 29, 2017, 11:08:06 PM
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The aliens, benevolent beyond approach to the humans on planet earth lift the last kat' from the planet by drone, ending the "Evil cats" reign of terror on the planet, and thus saving the very souls of all humans.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsa3tEaInu91Ljy/giphy.gif)
When I say, come with me now. I mean, Come. With. Me . NOW!
"Suicide pact!"
"No wait - Johnny? JOHNNY?"
"I said PACT!"
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 29, 2017, 11:08:06 PM
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"Somebody grab that pussy.
Not like that, Donald! Let go of Ivanka!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 29, 2017, 11:08:06 PM
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Rare footage of new experimental Attack Helikitty.
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Everything that the light touches is my kingdom.
I'm loving the captions so far! ;D
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 11, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
I'm loving the captions so far! ;D
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Oh, no! Tail do NOT do that thing we lizards are so famous for, I repeat, DO NOT!
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Shadow puppet theatre presents: G. Ecko in, Jazz Hands!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 11, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
I'm loving the captions so far! ;D
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This isn't a caption but I just want to point out how awesome that lizard is for hanging on to his buddy.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 11, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
I'm loving the captions so far! ;D
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(*cue Mission Impossible theme*)
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"I forget, is it Lefty-Loosey or Righty -Tighty"?
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 20, 2017, 05:04:49 PM
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Damn! These wildebeests get tougher every year!
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 20, 2017, 05:04:49 PM
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I know turtles are crunchy but this bugger's really tough
and tenacious!
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After leaving their eggs in sewer lines mama gators return to coach the hatchlings on which cities have the most tasty morsels.
These crocs really bolt their food down!
Quote from: OldGit on March 22, 2017, 09:27:00 AM
These crocs really bolt their food down!
That's the one! Winner!
TWO FOR TWUESDAY!
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Excuse me, but can you tell your kid to stop kicking my seat please?
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You can't park there.
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 28, 2017, 08:31:02 PM
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You gonna eat dem nuts?
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 28, 2017, 08:31:02 PM
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'sup baby!
Wone for Wednesday.
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Now the circle is complete, let the black-magic begin.
Quote from: OldGit on March 22, 2017, 09:27:00 AM
These crocs really bolt their food down!
Good one, OG!
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 29, 2017, 10:31:03 PM
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Is that a dogdecahedron or a huskygon?
^^Hey Joe, I never saw what you did with the Huskies up that, that was funny...good job!
These are too fucking good to be true, seriously. I mean the internet is going crazy over these pictures, its like a publicists worst nightmare, and they are so bizarre even for Trump...Can you imagine if President Obama had taken a similar photograph like this while he was President? The conservative party would have gone absolutely bonkers conflating this with him being some type of satanical muslim, and trading his "mooslum" soul with the devil. Think what the Alex Jones of the world would have thought, they would have gone "Conspiracy Crazy" with these if it had been Obama.
Now conservatives are like, meh" he's just being Presidential, nothing to see her, just his tiny, little hands on a glowing orb along with some Saudi Royals, who just happen to be Muslim, with a whole crowd of Muslims looking on...move along, please.
Anyway here's three different views of the same picture, let's see what crazy stuff y'all can come up with.
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Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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... early versions of the "Simon" game weren't very fun.
(OR)
"Maybe if we jiggle the cord?" "Have you turned it off and on?" "You guys said summoning Ba'al would be fun!"
"This is a magic lamp right, if I rub it do I get my 3 wishes? Can we go on a magic carpet ride with that thing on your head?"
Quote from: No one on May 22, 2017, 09:17:59 PM
"This is a magic lamp right, if I rub it do I get my 3 wishes? Can we go on a magic carpet ride with that thing on your head?"
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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"Do my hands look big on this?"
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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Saudi in middle:
snickering "He touched my ball"
Donald: "I'm going to bomb the shit out of you"
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BREAKING NEWS! Trump closes his eyes just as photo is taken! Trump was seen -- but was clearly not seeing -- just as the photo was taken yesterday during what could be the biggest oil deal of the century.
"The media are out to get me," said a disgruntled Trump. "I know I'm great, and I will make America great again. I tell you all, you will be bathing in oil, I will create jobs, jobs in which people have to clean all the excess oil from the streets. We will burn more oil than China, we will be greater than that Asian country, no Asian country is going to be greater than us. I promise you. "
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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"Do my hands look big on this?"
Trump glances at the two men's hands.
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Crystal ball, tell me all, how much for a very tall 'n wide wall?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 01:49:44 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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"Do my hands look big on this?"
Trump glances at the two men's hands.
Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.
Quote from: Arturo on May 24, 2017, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 01:49:44 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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"Do my hands look big on this?"
Trump glances at the two men's hands.
Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.
Creepy. Maybe he was briefly electrified? :notsure:
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 22, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
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They all look like they're all giggling like 4 year olds after hearing the word "poop"
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 01:56:11 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 24, 2017, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 01:49:44 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 10:48:46 PM
"Do my hands look big on this?"
Trump glances at the two men's hands.
Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.
Creepy. Maybe he was briefly electrified? :notsure:
Dwayne Johnson showed up and laid the smack down and made his eyes roll into the back of his head. What you see isn't actually the President, it's a reptilian from space posing as him until he was revived so he didn't lose his power. What actually happened was Dwayne Johnson electrified the President upon entering the room, killing him instantly.
^^ I think xSP wins, but those were all good. 8)
Here's a new one.
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"Hey JJ, did you put the car in bark"?
"Dammit Spot not now with the jokes, just hand me a 3/4 wrench!"
Kaynieghine Diagnostics, car running ruff? We'll sniff out any issue like a walk in the park. No bones about it!
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 24, 2017, 02:16:15 PM
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"Hey JJ, did you put the car in bark"?
"Dammit Spot not now with the jokes, just hand me a 3/4 wrench!"
Dammit Spot! I said
wrench not frisbee!
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Isn't it fixed yet! I want my walk!
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I'm sorry, butt I could have sworn I smelled bacon.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss Johnny!
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 26, 2017, 06:04:39 PM
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"Do you have a moment to talk about the greatness of Jehovah?"
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What bloody idiot went and polished the hall floor then?!
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 26, 2017, 06:04:39 PM
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I'm sorry, butt I could have sworn I smelled bacon.
I missed you
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When making "Kat and Birch Tree Soup" it is important to marinate the kat in the pot along with the entire root of the birch tree in order to extract all of the nasty, and evil taste from the kat...I also recommend large amounts of garlic, fresh herbs, onions and dill weed.
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 05, 2017, 06:11:16 PM
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When the alien burst forth from the cat's abdomen, it immediately assumed the form of a small tree to disguise itself. That night, however, it's natural form returned, and it ate the dead cat and the entire family.
^ I think it's because I watched Alien:Covenant (Rated Meh) just a couple of weeks ago...I imagined a little alien bursting from the cat's abdomen as well.
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Today on HGTV, the history and the origin of the Pussy willow
Quote from: No one on June 06, 2017, 12:07:43 AM
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Today on HGTV, the history and the origin of the Pussy willow
WINNER!!!
"Excuse me, but does this go all the way to Broadway"?
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Mass transit plans to beef up security.
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"Yeeeee-haaaaa"
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I just love a beetle drive.
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 20, 2017, 10:38:27 AM
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"Yeeeee-haaaaa"
Anyone know how to start this thing?
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 20, 2017, 10:38:27 AM
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"Yeeeee-haaaaa"
"This isn't my wife..."
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCqIgnBXsAIdY5D.jpg)
When they promised me a beetle, I thought they meant ...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCqIgnBXsAIdY5D.jpg)
Yeah, let's go see this "Yellow Submarine" of yours.
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"I dunno, doc. Just started out as a bump on my ass..."
Quote from: OldGit on June 21, 2017, 09:32:11 AM
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I just love a beetle drive.
:grin:
Introducing the 2017 Mini Beetle.
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Who?
Who?
Who pushed me?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 07, 2017, 10:04:26 PM
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He's not with us!!!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 07, 2017, 10:04:26 PM
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Don't look but Fred's attention seeking again!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 07, 2017, 10:04:26 PM
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I told him what would happen if he ate all those fermented field-mice, but would he listen...?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 07, 2017, 10:04:26 PM
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Look, guys, I can balance on one . . .YIKES!
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I am Chingachgook, last of the Mohicans. Let's us ride.
Quote from: Father Bruno on July 11, 2017, 01:47:32 PM
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It's MasterBarker from the movie "Beyond ThunderDog"
^ Ha! I remembered Beyond Thunderdome as well! :grin:
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"If I have seen further, it is by sitting on the shoulders of giants."
(Adapted from Newton's quote)
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 12, 2017, 02:47:46 AM
^ Ha! I remembered Beyond Thunderdome as well! :grin:
I couldn't place it at first, but that is really funny Joe....I declare you the winner. 8)!!
Here's a new one, I'm trying to think of a new name for my dog, not sure if I should go with something more traditional as in "Spot" or maybe something totally different like "Plank".
What wood you folks do?
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I wood certainly knot choose "Plank". But if you want to branch out from the ordinary "Dogwood" might suit.
This is a ruff one padre. However you fetch the name, I'm sure your pooch will be on board.
Quote from: No one on July 13, 2017, 08:46:27 PM
This is a ruff one padre. However you fetch the name, I'm sure your pooch will be on board.
;D ;D ;D
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COME BACK!...WE DIDN'T ORDER NO BABY!?
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Quote from: Father Bruno on August 02, 2017, 01:10:47 PM
COME BACK!...WE DIDN'T ORDER NO BABY!?
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Wait so...this is really where babies come from?
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This one is defective, I am returning it.
Quote from: Father Bruno on August 02, 2017, 01:10:47 PM
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"I am tired of that bird."
"Here throw this baby"
^You can buy almost anything from Amazon. A much more comfortable alternative for busy women. Storks are passe, Amazon uses drones.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 29, 2017, 12:55:21 PM
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Hmmph! Darth Vader gets a TIE Advanced x1 Starfighter, and I get this pink water turd!
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According to Neil Schon this photo was the inspiration for the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Quote from: Father Bruno on August 08, 2017, 08:45:47 PM
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According to Neil Schon this photo was the inspiration for the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
I now actually like that song (a little)
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How to train your dog.
Quote from: No one on August 09, 2017, 02:46:46 PM
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How to train your dog.
:rimshot: --Good one, No one.
Quote from: Magdalena on August 09, 2017, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: No one on August 09, 2017, 02:46:46 PM
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How to train your dog.
:rimshot: --Good one, No one.
No one's is good Mags, and deserves mention (No one always has good "Caption Comments"), butt what about mine Mags? Wasn't mine worth a mention, or at least a smilie face or something? Or did I overthink mine,...put too much into it, that it's isn't it. I went ahead and over thought it, damn't. That's the problem with me you know (Or one of them) I just over think shit too much, can't learn to keep it simple, nope not me, not "Father Bruno Who Overthinks Jokes Too Much"!
Or maybe, just maybe Mags, you don't have an idea who Journey is,... have never held a lighter aloft inside the Joe Louis Arena when everyone in the arena is singing aloud and along to the next line to the song:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere...and so you're all like, whateverrrrrr, I just don't get it!!!!!
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Ha!
Quote from: Father Bruno on August 09, 2017, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 09, 2017, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: No one on August 09, 2017, 02:46:46 PM
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How to train your dog.
:rimshot: --Good one, No one.
No one's is good Mags, and deserves mention (No one always has good "Caption Comments"), butt what about mine Mags? Wasn't mine worth a mention, or at least a smilie face or something? Or did I overthink mine,...put too much into it, that it's isn't it. I went ahead and over thought it, damn't. That's the problem with me you know (Or one of them) I just over think shit too much, can't learn to keep it simple, nope not me, not "Father Bruno Who Overthinks Jokes Too Much"!
Or maybe, just maybe Mags, you don't have an idea who Journey is,... have never held a lighter aloft inside the Joe Louis Arena when everyone in the arena is singing aloud and along to the next line to the song:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
...and so you're all like, whateverrrrrr, I just don't get it!!!!!
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Ha!
Yours was good too,
Father. ;D
Maybe I overthink things too. I thought, "That's a dog, taking a train at midnight, going anywhere...that makes her a bitch, literally. That's not nice because that could also be a male dog taking a train at midnight going anywhere...that makes him a gigolo." :notsure:
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Fill in the bubble!
Am I the only one that takes this clown college stuff seriously?
"Huh... I thought this would be funnier."
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WHO TOOK DOWN MY ONE DIRECTION POSTER, AND WHO THE HELL IS JESUS?
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 13, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
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...and then there's this fucking guy!
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 25, 2017, 12:51:30 AM
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"Be different, be unique, wear a uniform."
:picard facepalm:
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 10, 2017, 01:40:08 AM
Origins of Religion:
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"Allah!"......"(Allāh)?"
"Allah!"......"(Alláh)?"
"Allah!"......"(Alá)?"
"Allah!"......"/ˈæ.lə/?"
"Allah!"......"/ˈɑːlə/?"
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 10, 2017, 01:40:08 AM
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Some times you have a frog in your throat. At other times, there's a throat in your frog.
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~"Hey! Are you a frog?"
~"No, let's be politically correct, OK? --I'm a mudskipper."
Well, fooled me.
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"Dressing in the winter is all about having chic outerwear".
Bambi knew this was his opportunity to speak out against hunting but he froze, unable to articulate the words.
"What the hell is that thing? It's not a biscuit! Where's the f*****g biscuits!?"
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Oh dear, shoveling this all snow isn't going to be a walk in the park. Back to you, Buck.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 22, 2018, 03:46:03 PM
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So... when will this be on tv?
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So there I was out by the creek, you know, just getting a drink with the boys. When all of a sudden, this maniac starts shooting at us for no reason.
^^ :lol:
Good one.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 22, 2018, 03:46:03 PM
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What snow?
You're FAKE NEWS.
We're done here.
:lol:
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Reporter: So you are an Atheist?
Deer: Yes
Reporter: Are there a lot of deer atheists?
Deer: Oh yes, in fact the vast majority of the wildlife in the forest are atheist...though most of the bears are Taoist, but that's only because of that ridiculous book, The Tao of Pooh (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tao_of_Pooh). The bears have embraced the Taoist concept of "effortless doing," referred to as "Pu", even though we've explained to them a million times that Winnie the Pooh isn't real. (Bears aren't that bright you know)
Reporter: So if there is no God where did you come from?
Deer: Uh, from across the lake there...you can see my hoof prints in the snow. What are you a moron?
:o :D ;D
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 22, 2018, 03:46:03 PM
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Reporter: Oh dear...Joe! Turn off the headlights!
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Oh, dear, I'm a deer.
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So, is Dave here?
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BIG MAN WITH THE HORN!
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 28, 2018, 05:30:47 PM
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BIG MAN WITH THE HORN!
"Who ya honking!? Ther's a queue here!"
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 28, 2018, 05:30:47 PM
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BIG MAN WITH THE HORN!
Oy, these Tibetan drivers!
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Let's go! Ewe drive, Alpaca the bags.
Quote from: No one on March 29, 2018, 12:46:58 AM
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Let's go! Ewe drive, Alpaca the bags.
Ah, Llama alone!
The Alpaca captions aren't very good so far.
The Alpaca doesn't need a caption.
The meaning is so blatantly obvious
You're honking at me, this is me
I see you, honk again fucker...
I wonder where the picture was taken.
It's a driver is on the right side place
It must be one of the civilised countries.
Does anyone use the subtle parp?
Its done by giving horn a very short sharp jab.
You know, if you want to warn a dreamy looking walker that there's a ton of metal coming up behind them, in a polite manner.
They'll hear it, look back and you'll give them a wave.
I love that deer from a while back
Some would say my love is unnatural
Yes it's interspeciary but it's still true.
Nice try Penny, I just don't see you bucking the system. You're not going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes!
Quote from: No one on March 29, 2018, 03:29:37 PM
Nice try Penny, I just don't see you bucking the system.
Of course not, I'm stealthy.
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Mortified, the driver knew that glare preceded the famous 'alpaca spit', which would soon cover their entire windshield.
Oh, Alpaca high road and ye'll paca low road
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye...
We're not in Peru anymore , Toto!
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Quote from: Tank on August 03, 2018, 07:51:50 AM
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Whadya mean, gum leaves make you fat?
Quote from: Tank on August 03, 2018, 07:51:50 AM
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Doc, my tongue has turned green. Can you give me something for that?
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Duuude! How much water did you drink!?
Quote from: Tank on August 03, 2018, 07:51:50 AM
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(mflflt... thumblahmhmphitle. flimphuh.)
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Keanu is unable to appear in the third John Wick movie.
Could you K, as a favour, be John Wick?
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Be honest now. Do I have something stuck in my teeth?
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Surprised by the presence of the photographer, Ken the Koala tried his best to look like just another tree branch.
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 12, 2018, 03:05:59 PM
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So this is baby sitting?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 12, 2018, 03:05:59 PM
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Vee heff gained kontrol of das kitty! Ride mein peoples!