Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Dark Lightning]

I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.

Why didn't you just pull one of your Uggs over your head? 

[Bluenose]

I caught this really bad case of the flu in Madrid.

Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.

"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem. we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"

The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medication to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?" He simply shook his head and cracked a smile and replied:

"No one expects the Spanish inn physician."

[xSilverPhinx]

"No one expects the Spanish inn physician."

 

[Essie Mae]

Consider me punished.

[xSilverPhinx]

Tank's been rather punny these days it seems. 

[xSilverPhinx]

[Icarus]

^

[xSilverPhinx]

[xSilverPhinx]

[Tank]

Those are both good

[Tank]

[xSilverPhinx]

^

That's a good one!

[Icarus]

Not a pun but maybe useful to Silver and the sister thing......... Do you realize the the words: Dammit I,m mad....can be spelled both forward and backward.

[hermes2015]

Is this thread only for puns, or are spoonerisms and malapropisms allowed as well?

[Tank]

Is this thread only for puns, or are spoonerisms and malapropisms allowed as well?

Title changed to reflect evolution of the forum zeitgeist to; Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.